The Character Catacombs
Pill Burry
The Doctor
~
"Try telling me what to do again Dave, see what happens."
Species: ?
Gender: Gay
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Teleportation, Jack of all Trades
Achievements: Has many Doctorates
DOB: ?
DOD: n/a
Anime Kid
Main Character
~
"Why, I've already lost?"
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Can run 80mph, Anime Strength
Achievements: Killing his best friend
DOB: 12034 HE
DOD: n/a
Billy Swanson
Typical Cracker
~
"For a man to put his wee-wee inside a woman is a beautiful thing that causes horrible things."
Species: Honky
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Married
Powers: Hat Flick
Achievements: Signing with X-Productions, Being in a band
DOB: 12020 HE
DOD: n/a
Extreme Tony
G-Foo Salesman
~
"I have great lawyers."
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Separated
Powers: Being extreme
Achievements: Being extreme
DOB: 12003 HE
DOD: n/a
Chef Significant
Pizzaiolo
~
"I make pizza."
Species: Nigga
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Cooking
Achievements: Opening a restaurant
DOB: 12014 HE
DOD: n/a
EthanLive
YouTube Personality
~
"He's bigger than a moose, eh"
Species: Vlogger
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status:
Taken(?)
Powers: Vlogging
Achievements: Getting 62,000 likes
DOB: 11996 HE
DOD: n/a
Anime Friend 1
Side Plot
~
"Nani?"
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Trading Card Skills
Achievements: Receiving a cookie
DOB: 12034 HE
DOD: n/a
Dick Richardson
Drag Queen
~
"What kinda show do you think you're on?"
Species: Leprechaun
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Married
Powers: Cross-dressing
Achievements: Being a judge on Risk Jockey, Living without a liver
DOB: 11996 HE
DOD: n/a
John McCarthy
Club DJ
~
"You call that music, get out."
Species: Skater
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Separated
Powers: Being an asshole
Achievements: Being a judge on Risk Jockey
DOB: 12008 HE
DOD: n/a
Nigel Roberts
Complextro Producer
~
"Virtual Raksic!"
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Making EDM
Achievements: Winning Risk Jockey S1
DOB: 12024 HE
DOD: n/a
Julien Niels
House Producer
~
"Y'know, you just cost me a million dollars."
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Taken
Powers: Being an asshole
Achievements: None
DOB: 12015 HE
DOD: n/a
Joel Emeretts
Hardstyle Producer
~
"I like American Rock Bands."
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Partying
Achievements: None
DOB: 12013 HE
DOD: n/a
Oda Nguyen
Noise Producer
~
"I couldn't find a suitable waifu."
Species: Samurai
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Bushido
Achievements: Committing Seppuku
DOB: 12009 HE
DOD: 12038 HE
Dick Wolfe
Cameraman & Director
~
"Shoot him or I will!"
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: None
Achievements: Surviving off of crappy TV
DOB: 12022 HE
DOD: n/a
Cylomander Secsys
Underpaid On-Set Assistant
~
"No shit, Dick."
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Living on ramen
Achievements: None
DOB: 12028 HE
DOD: 12048 HE
Pastor Phillip
Pastor
~
"There is no cursing in the pavilion of God!"
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Married
Powers: Prejudice
Achievements: Spreading the word of God
DOB: 12001 HE
DOD: n/a
Zachery Focker
Cryptid Hunter
~
"We've been ready to fight."
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Parodying himself
Achievements: Looking like the Sniper
DOB: 12000 HE
DOD: 12018 HE
The Rake
The Rake
~
"Oh fuck."
Species: Rake
Gender: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Being illusive
Achievements: Killing some annoying teenagers
DOB: ?
DOD: n/a
Witch of Ravensworth
The Witch of Ravensworth
~
"Aaaaaa!"
Species: Witch
Gender: Bitch
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Magic
Achievements: Owning a swamp
DOB: ?
DOD: n/a
Chef Terrific
A Terrific Chef
~
"That's what a good pussy looks like."
Species: Pompeian
Gender: Gay
Relationship Status: Separated
Powers: Cooking, Babeling
Achievements: Won Cutted, Killed the last Jew
DOB: 416 HE
DOD: n/a
Anime Rival
Important Plot Device
~
"Aagh!"
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Anime Strength
Achievements: Defeating Naruto
DOB: 12034 HE
DOD: 12050 HE
Betty Swanson
Useless Woman
~
"Billy, you're so god damn stupid."
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Married
Powers: Washing Dishes
Achievements: Signing with X-Productions
DOB: 12030 HE
DOD: n/a
Magic Master Melvin
A Master of Magic
~
"No tricks, next trick."
Species: Magician
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Magic
Achievements: Reviving Merlin
DOB: 12008 HE
DOD: n/a
Pinn Les Humane
Food Connoisseur
~
"Can I see a menu?"
Species: Frog
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Taken
Powers: Tax Evasion
Achievements: Traveling the world
DOB: 12007 HE
DOD: 12046 HE
Igor's World
YouTube Personality
~
"Ya going fishin' for pussy ya fucking pussy?"
Species: Vlogger
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Vlogging, Stealth
Achievements: Getting 72,000 likes
DOB: 11996 HE
DOD: n/a
Anime Friend 2
Plot Device
~
"Sasuke, training!"
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Dodging
Achievements: Having a cool cosplay
DOB: 12034 HE
DOD: n/a
Alexis Texas
Washed Up 'Singer'
~
"I didn't necessarily like it, but with some improvement I think you'll do good, this just isn't the show for you."
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: "Singing"
Achievements: A silver record, Being a judge on Risk Jockey, Winning best female character
DOB: 12016 HE
DOD: n/a
Lucien Brady
The Voice
~
"Who the FUCK threw that!"
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Complicated
Powers: Making pussies explode with his voice
Achievements: Being a famous TV host
DOB: 11994 HE
DOD: n/a
Steve Djent
Trap Producer
~
"We 'bout to pop a rhythm in here!"
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Trapping
Achievements: Going to prison for 80085 years
DOB: 12020 HE
DOD: n/a
Arthur Gonzales
King of Cameltoe
~
"My room is empty as my heart, will you fill that emptiness by working with me?"
Species: Weeaboo
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Married
Powers: Persuasion
Achievements: Becoming King of Cameltoe
DOB: 12022 HE
DOD: n/a
Cole Bryans
Call of Duty Player
~
"Buy the best game system around, and play it all day everyday."
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Gaming
Achievements: Winning $800 playing CoD
DOB: 12022 HE
DOD: n/a
Xenerock
Conspiracy Theorist
~
"A good old gay time in the mountains."
Species: Browser
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Taken
Powers: Browsing
Achievements: None
DOB: 12000 HE
DOD: n/a
Speed Weed
Producer
~
"Da man!"
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Married
Powers: People Skills
Achievements: Bringing TV back
DOB: 12003 HE
DOD: n/a
Bryan Hall
Dumbass Cracker
~
"What?"
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Married
Powers: Being oblivious
Achievements: Getting his wife back
DOB: 12030 HE
DOD: n/a
Cocaine Paul
Will work for money
~
"Woo!"
Species: Shithead
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Depends on how much you pay him
Powers: Cocaine
Achievements: Being friends with Extreme Tony
DOB: 12019 HE
DOD: n/a
Matt Kelsey
Cryptid Cameraman
~
"I thought I saw somethin' moving."
Species: Human
Gender: Stupid
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Holding a camera
Achievements: Dying
DOB: 12000 HE
DOD: 12018 HE
Fuk
The Troll
~
"This Fuk bridge."
Species: Troll
Gender: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Riddling, Being Fat
Achievements: Owning a bridge
DOB: ?
DOD: n/a
Noseforyoutoo
Vampire Lord
~
"Ow."
Species: Vampire
Gender: Gay
Relationship Status: Single
Powers: Invisibility, Transforming into a bat
Achievements: Living in a cool castle
DOB: ?
DOD: n/a